tuisims | gator 2.0

patting myself on the back from actually keeping up with this (without going into detail my irl has been extremely hectic the last couple of months)
last time, the girls completed college! except shiro, who did everything in her power not to study or roll study/skill related wants and therefore failed. fusilli was declared heir, and i moved her into her new house!

here is fusi's LTW! wallie wants to be a master criminal and fusi wants to be best cop, i love this dynamic

i wanted a pet this gen so i made agnes here. i love the hairless cat fur, and so does wallie as agnes was the first thing she beelined for after she moved to the lot! (for most sims, it's the damn keyboard that they gravitate towards)

agnes: blimey this house is already full of dust bunnies
they're just toys! the house isn't a pit yet!

we're back down at the local park (as i have yet failed to make any more community lots in jellycat) to find fusilli a girlfriend. she DID have geraldine in college but geraldine also had crushes on other dormies and her sisters so i wanted to find a new gf for fusi. the first sim she ran to greet was kss, as somehow, even though kss spent ages round the gator's first shack, they were never acquainted

this trampoline is a CURSE on this lot. townies are too distracting bouncing and watching boobs bounce to pay any attention to my sims

oh hello!
this is smile, and she's heavily inspired by rosealice by

pooklet and

azaya i had to make a mousey sim for my own game, and fusilli thinks she's cute so we're winning!

is this the first townie romance in jellycat? i think so!

boeing & kss: *aggressively romance*
smile: fuck my NOSE

even after having her jaw fully swung, smile is adorable and i love her

simon: fuck my whole BODY
there's hot springs on this lot which when combined with lightning is an absolute townie-frier

witch cat! i need witch defaults or at least to make them less maxis but the cats are still great

i couldn't figure out who this facetemplate lady was as all of the townies are creatures i've whacked up in bodyshop, then i realised that she's the unsavoury charlatan. a charlataness

inksy: you know, i'm an octopus. i make my own lube
fusilli: oooooo tell me more
amazon: *stares*

charlataness: DO YOU KNOW, YOU TOO, COULD GET SOME HOT ACTION, BY FOLLOWING THESE 3 STEPS
amazon: *regrets staring*

amazon: i got no dating tips and lost £150 the fuck

back at chateau gator, chulie rips the ivories whilst fusilli invites inksy over and they head straight to bang upstairs

OR NOT
ACR has done fusilli dirty

fusilli: it's okay, i can get over the rejection by playing some pirate in the bathtub

fusilli: NEVERMIND I LIED I'M HEARTBROKEN THAT YOU WEREN'T DOWN TO FUCK
inksy: no offence but i met you 10 minutes ago

i got a bonehilda summoning mod thingy so bonehilda is here to clean the pit

and i invited smile over so here's another mugshot of her. i didn't realise that fusilli had work about an hour after she arrived though lmao and as i did get her a job in the law career to match her LTW she does need to... actually go and get promotions

wallie: my daughter is blowing up my colleagues again
hey she's good at it though! at this point, they're in a race to be top career enemies

chulie: i don't think i've stalked my wife in this house yet!

fusilli: this... 'maid', makes my bones ache
bonehilda: too bad you scruffy bitch, SOMEONE has to wash the dishes

chulie: fixed m' earlier problem
(also i've just noticed that wallie's hair changed again. or those earlier chance cards may be out of order. honestly i don't know)

i invited smile over again for some smooching

and some sexing! fusilli wastes no time, i'm glad she wasn't turned down this time

chulie: evening beautiful ladies! if you don't mind, i'm just going to drop a length whilst browsing the weeklies. don't move on account of me!

chulie: i like this one. probably as much as my wife
calm the fuck down, almond fritter

chulie: i'm so worried that my family won't survive why is my daughter not procreating yet
okay mrs chulie gator, child ignorer and daughter's girlfriend stalker

YIKES

agnes is one tough cookie though

wallie: who's a good cat for mauling the neighbourhood strays?

fusilli: friezel and her awkward, constipated-looking dance are hot

chulie: hey, my daughter's current romance prospect, have i ever told you about the time i pissed myself?

chulie: *is in her version of heaven*
fusilli: can't nap here, too much sexual tension

there's already no boundaries between these girlies

wallie: don't tell my policewoman daughter, but i've stolen so much money
friezel: *is also a policewoman*

smile: okay, but your other daughter muja? 10/10 would bang

friezel: hard agree
wallie: that is my daughter that you are talking about

i saw 'promotion' being dangled in front of me and got excited, but no. one dang charisma point

agnes has to fight for her bowl to be filled in this house so i'm not even mad that she's eating the spaghetti

wallie kept rolling a want for a flash car so i just stuck this whacked this motor down on the lawn as there was no space for a driveway

chulie: what? i'm retired. i can have a cocktail at 3am, alone, in my own kitchen, if i want
you quit, not retired

smile is up the duff, so i got her and fusilli to tie the knot! and what better place for it than wallie and chulie's bedroom?

damn wallie! that pays for the undriveable car!

that cannot be good for the sprog

smile: fuck now i'm craving bbq
and i'm now thinking of that cursed sims 2 mod

smile: *passes out*
chulie: *fucks off*
so much caring, so much family sim

i guess she just had other priorities

bonehilda: these slatterns should start prioritising their GARDEN HEALTH

i think that bouncing brought on the bump

a true master of the arts, wallie can play the half-keyboard

i got a thinking cap for fusilli for skills, she needed a lot since she kept getting promoted via chance card lmao

smile: does the thinking cap have to stay on?
fusilli: yes

smile: dear mother-in-law, did you leg ever feel strange when you were pregnant?
wallie: fuck if i remember

pirate pregnant is at the helm of this ship

wallie randomly decided that she fucking hated friezel, i assume it was a conflict of interests in their careers

everyone: AHHHHH
chulie. wallie. you have either done, or seen this, four times before

cause it's baby time! but i'm saving the kid reveal for next time!