tuisims / gator 2.2 (Reply)

postimage has pissed me off for the last time so these images are brought to you by imgbb. i'll probably end up moving the previous update pictures over there too bc the fuckery is infuriating

last time, three children were born, all completely different colours of the rainbow! wallie grew old and reached the top of the criminal career, thus achieving her lifetime want. and chulie died :c

no chimes. i think this gen is kind of complete at 3 children. fusilli and smile don't bang a lot, and fusilli has a LTW to achieve still, so

speaking of ltws, this is wallie's work outfit now. it's the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen and i love it

like. just look at it. so supervillainous

screaming at your colleagues and grassing them up is a fast way to become top cop in simcity! this really WAS fast for me, i kept getting lucky on chance cards. fusilli's skills weren't even close to earning her the last two promotions

a kiwi birthday
smile: wow do i have to come to all of these? they're BORING

O_O
whatever blend she got of her parents, it's gorgeous

mingi: snitches get fuckin' stitches, PIG
smile: mmmmhmmm, cheese

really need to stick some lights out here. kiwi will be blind by the age of 10 otherwise.
the whole damn house needs brightening tbh. it's going to get a makeover before gen 3 takes over!

mingi: you should really put your lube away, out of sight from me and my sisters
smile: fuck you think i am going to listen to a 10 year old?

mingi: grandma must be really old now. like old as fuck
she's immortal. much like the irl wallie

wallie: i'm off to commit some top-level crimes, see ya my daughter's bitch of a friend, who is also a cop!
subtle as a brick!

cute stray! cute stray! he's called cannon. i had smile play with him for hours but there was no pop up to adopt him

flamingo's birthday this time! featuring friezel who i'm going to start charging rent to

oh wow. mingi has really grown into her face!

i'm glad now kiwi is older she can sort her fun bar out. destroying the springs in the grandparent's bed is the only thing that brings her joy, it seems

i actually started getting some clothing defaults in my game so now fusi and smile have matching cute undies

wallie: here's your dinner, served to you by a MASTER SUPERVILLAIN
fusilli: mum please remember i am top cop

WHICH ONE OF YOU

for some reason i thought sims could steal career rewards from hobby lots. i was wrong. so flamingo smashed some maxis effort's head through a wall and we left

fusilli: is mum still in her supervillain get up? only i need her to kill this bitch

sorry fusi. i think she is busy.

mingi: wow, look at all of that shit! literal piles of shit and trash and crap!
??? IT'S JUST A PARK

swallow is just as dense as her mum when it comes to eating rotten food

APPARENTLY IT WASN'T THE PARK, it was the gator front lawn
smile makes (shitty) robots when i remember (i don't), and this one went haywire
maid: oh my god bring the skelly bitch back i want none of this

the matchmaker threw a lamp down in the bush. honestly if i didn't see her drop it off i'd have never seen it

kiwi hit it up for a wish! namely lifelong happiness. her aspiration meter is in the pits.
this is where i noticed something that i never noticed from the genie lamp before and it was very exciting

kiwi: hold up!

kiwi: there's one more thing that i require

ghost chulie: what the actual fuck i'm just roaming around in the afterlife and now i'm being dragged back to my grave?

YES LADY!
chulie: OKAY I'M NOT MAD NOW! I'M BACK!
yeah, you can resurrect sims! i don't think i've played enough with the ol' lamp to have ever seen that option. chulie, queen of chaos, is back

she forgot she was married and loved wallie so i instantly fixed that. the world is healed

chulie: *breaks the fourth wall* remember. you wanted me back
she forgot she was married but she did not forget how to turbo stalk her daughter in law

are we rapping or playing the piano here?

smile is a bit. loopy. idk she doesn't particularly roll any knowledge related wants, or any useful wants, so they're never fulfilled
agnes: i still hate the blue one

IS IT? DO WE THINK?

chulie: mr genie, i would like to make love to my daughter's wife and attach myself to her like a go-pro
genie: MA'AM I CANNOT GRANT THAT
chulie: shit then lifelong happiness will have to do

chulie: hey smile. hey smile. do you want a hand? if i just lean over you and grab the faucet
smile: *blanks*

HOW DID YOU GET THERE
chulie: *dreams of hot women*

kiwi: you see that swallow? A*s all round
swallow: A*s are for brown-nosers

birthday time!
fusilli: TOOT TOOT my kids are academic successes!
i have no idea how

swallow: i wish not to be related to any of these fools!
sorry, too late

hmm. good
fusilli: fuck i'm gonna pass out

HMMM. GORGEOUS

post-being dead chulie is even less subtle than pre-being dead chulie

kiwi: mum, you know with grandma back, your marriage is becoming a bit of a shambles
fusilli: fuck if i care kid

swallow: how do you do it grandma? how do you not get old?
wallie: plot armour kid. you wouldn't understand

cursed stray brawl
i wanted the glowy dog but once again, even with 437 simoleans worth of treats, they didn't want in to this household

chulie: hey fusi, i could do with knowing where you and your wife keep your lube. i need it... to check for safety. make sure it's in date. yes
fusilli: oh how thoughtful! ++

kiwi: FUCK YEAH FIRST PLACE!!

flamingo: but grandma stood in my way!
kiwi: SHUT IT BIRDO BITCH

wallie favouring The Green Child. it's only canon

i got them a tamagotchi
wallie: fucking hell how does this 'bump' game actually work

fusilli: keyboard? jizz cloud? i'm in ~the zone~
crow: remove me

smile: fucking HELL how does this 'bump' game actually work
chulie: this painting new?

agnes is still turning the neighbourhood strays into soup

and yet another birthday!! this time kiwi

chulie: now there's no kids in the house can we adopt another?
NO

!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!
oh gosh i love all three of these girls. hard decisions will have to be made.

i decided to play college so that's where i shipped the trio off to after these pictures. i took the mod out that shortens it too, but ended up hating it after freshman year and just.... cheating to the last semester lmao. honestly i regret going against my original idea to not play college.

i'm also nearly caught up to where i'm at in game. i'm hoping to keep up playing and posting as it does make me happy, and this last week has been good for that bc i've been on holiday from work but things are about to get even busier. i work full time and i'm studying for a cybersecurity degree part time, and on top of that, my mum passed away at the end of march. she finally got put to rest and had her funeral on the thursday just gone, thanks to the coroners taking the piss. me and my brother are the joint administrators and beneficiaries of her estate, so the next few months are going to be very busy for me as i have to sort her house and possessions in order to get the house actually ready for sale. it's a lot, especially since i'm largely still grieving, and really... waiting for it to hit me i guess.

either way. here's a wallie picture. my mum used to knit wallie jumpers, although he never ended up with anything appropriate for a funeral. my partner, without me asking or even knowing, went around town to all the local wool/craft shops and actually commissioned a little plain black funeral suit for him, which i think, although silly, might be the nicest and most thoughtful thing that anyone has ever done for me. so here is wallie all dressed up before my mum's funeral the other day.