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oh boy here we are again!
last time, wallie and chulie proved themselves to be completely inept parents, only interacting with their two children, saturn and muja, when told to by me. they decided that the best course was to have another child, called fusilli. wallie is still working on her ltw of being a criminal mastermind, and they had to hire a maid because the house was constantly a disaster. oh and half the town has seen wallie and chulie getting down and dirty now
kss: AH TITS
you walked in here! and stood and watched for some time before apparently having an issue with nudity
she got over it fast enough to engage in red hands in the kitchen.
i'm just now realising her outfit - she must be a colleague of wallie's; it seems like half the town are criminals, woohoo!
saturn and muja are very good kids, all considering, and entertain eachother at 3am by hucking a baseball around
skillin' time, wallie still needs a lot of promotions
muja: it'd be so exciting to get on a ferry to an exotic destination!
i'm sorry kid, i don't think i've ever played bon voyage
more forced parenting means that fusilli also got some toddler skills! she's so adorable, even with that gaping maw
oops, bills. i wish my bills were fake and Just A Game
haha i've never noticed or realised that kids whip out a stool to look through the telescope! muja's off to spy on her ancestors, or something
chulie: the planet i came from was shaped JUST like those meatballs with some spaghetti wrapped round it
a+ dinnertime education
have any of your children NOT been a witness to you copulating?
they're still inseparable, and as much as it enrages me, it is cute
fuck, with the way i've positioned that treadmill, if wallie falls fully off then she's shooting off the roof
it's BIRTHDAYS OUTSIDE IN THE LIGHT! still with no horizon, and with big sister muja seemingly not giving a shit
AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, ETC.
i capped this and i can't even remember what the deal was, but chulie IS pretty. fucking useless, but pretty
unless she's going to work, wallie just.... doesn't put clothes on, even on the front lawn.
LADIES YOU HAVE A PRIVATE BEDROOM FOR THIS
fusilli: mum's are fuckin', MUST RUN
i feel like i've jinxed it with these kids because they are such easy kids. none of them were pissy whiny toddlers, they're all smashing it in school, and they all get along and play like nice sweet children
wallie: do you think we have time for another kid
chulie: haha we don't have the time for the ones we've got, one more won't make a difference
wallie is, once again, up the duff. LAST ONE
pretty maid is fully de-maxisified! aka, i got maid defaults
not that she can come here and do her job because SOMEONE is having a damn sponge bath. THERE ARE TWO SHOWERS IN THIS HOUSE
chulie: my pregnant wife is upright and knocked out cold but damn, this clown painting is some good shit
cute dog! cute dog!
i made chulie go say hello but alas, no option to adopt yet, and chulie's needs panel tanked cause she was petting the damn thing for ages
saturn: i think i want to study mathematics when i grow up
fusilli: idk i fancy becoming a sumo wrestler myself
wallie remembered she had children; the world is healing
anyway, ready for BIRTHDAYS OUTSIDE IN THE DARK? i wasn't! the twins aged up inside and cakeless because i have the attention span of a pea (but they did age up well!)
saturn! she's a beauty; she definitely got a LOT of chulie face-wise though
did you steal your mum's hair?
and muja, post-makeover! damn they are both so gorgeous, muja got such a good blend of both her mums too!
saturn has the romance aspiration; she's an aries, with a point spread of 7 - 9 - 6 - 7 - 4
and muja is popularity! she's a gemini, with the point spread 2 - 10 - 10 - 5 - 8
i'll roll for both their traits later when they're all grown woo
saturn is clean freak; i do not know where she got that from! muja attempted and failed to make mac n cheese
after torching dinner muja boogied down at the dining table
wallie: my child is ridiculous
and saturn went to terrorise her little sister!
saturn: no, FUCK ELEPHANTS
fusilli: BLAH BLAH BLAH
fusilli does not stand for the smack-talking of elephants
no more time for bullshit though, time for wallie to pop!
the twins took the new arrival as the perfect time to Beat Down
parenting 101: dump the newborn onto one of your older children and sponge yourself down in the kitchen
this is shiro!
wallie: wow, you're telling me there's streetlamps... along the side of the streets?
hey look across the street! that's the unfinished, much bigger house, which our lovely gator heir will be moving into!
saturn: ramen. noodle. SOUP
wallie: (((((:
truly empty heads in this family
say it louder: TRULY EMPTY HEADS IN THIS FAMILY. there's a bathroom upstairs (that none of them ever use!)
shiro is thrown down on the floor, stinking
whilst her parents boogie down by the dining table
spoiler: muja got food poisoning. no idea how!
the parenting of shiro has been completely down to the teenagers. call it teenagering
my game burped and suddenly CHULIE WAS GETTING FUCKING ABDUCTED. i have the higher odds mod but the odds are still not that high. she didn't end up preg with alien spawn but trust chulie to go and get herself zapped back up to her homeland out of the blue
sadly no lobotomies were performed either, and she still does this if you don't tell her to do literally anything else
with the help of saturn, shiro aged up!
oh girl you are wonky, bear with me
still wonky but a cutie! she definitely has the most janky, unique blend of wallie and chulie. her nose and mouth and tiny tiny philtrum from wallie, bless her
somehow, in house of 6 sims total, chulie got lonely enough for the fuckin' social bunny to appear. who she promptly beat then gave a backrub to. ???
THANKS CHULIE, I HATE IT
remember when i said i jinxed myself with nice children? shiro is a horrible, pissy, whiny little shit; no one in the house cares though
wallie was getting damn close to elderhood (she had shiro pretty late) so i thought i'd buy the green juice to give her a few more days to climb up that criminal career ladder. i've never really used this thing before
hey look my horizon is back
FUCK GO BACK
i'm sure she had gold aspiration, she wasn't unhappy atall! but here we are. i fucked up
lmao sike i'm not letting my own ignorance of how this dinosaur game work so i aged her back down and gave her like 12 extra days. don't go hard on me sims 2, cause i cheat harder
since i saved her from being old and gave her a swanky new outfit to match, i set wallie onto potty-training shiro. shiro was absolutely busting for a shit but did. not. go. i tried 3 times before she just crapped herself. awful child
saturn and fusilli are over their elephant argument and are friends however!
i'll say it again; two bathrooms. do you want your favourite shitter to be clogged forever, muja?
now this was a classic BIRTHDAYS OUTSIDE IN THE DARK except i didn't cap any cake pics! hey, fusilli?
she's a family sim and a libra; so much like chulie! and her spread is 1 - 9 - 2 - 9 - 4
and LORD SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!! chunky cheeks and all!
that's it for this update! things... get a lot worse before college, and it actually isn't my fault!
last time, wallie and chulie proved themselves to be completely inept parents, only interacting with their two children, saturn and muja, when told to by me. they decided that the best course was to have another child, called fusilli. wallie is still working on her ltw of being a criminal mastermind, and they had to hire a maid because the house was constantly a disaster. oh and half the town has seen wallie and chulie getting down and dirty now
kss: AH TITS
you walked in here! and stood and watched for some time before apparently having an issue with nudity
she got over it fast enough to engage in red hands in the kitchen.
i'm just now realising her outfit - she must be a colleague of wallie's; it seems like half the town are criminals, woohoo!
saturn and muja are very good kids, all considering, and entertain eachother at 3am by hucking a baseball around
skillin' time, wallie still needs a lot of promotions
muja: it'd be so exciting to get on a ferry to an exotic destination!
i'm sorry kid, i don't think i've ever played bon voyage
more forced parenting means that fusilli also got some toddler skills! she's so adorable, even with that gaping maw
oops, bills. i wish my bills were fake and Just A Game
haha i've never noticed or realised that kids whip out a stool to look through the telescope! muja's off to spy on her ancestors, or something
chulie: the planet i came from was shaped JUST like those meatballs with some spaghetti wrapped round it
a+ dinnertime education
have any of your children NOT been a witness to you copulating?
they're still inseparable, and as much as it enrages me, it is cute
fuck, with the way i've positioned that treadmill, if wallie falls fully off then she's shooting off the roof
it's BIRTHDAYS OUTSIDE IN THE LIGHT! still with no horizon, and with big sister muja seemingly not giving a shit
AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, ETC.
i capped this and i can't even remember what the deal was, but chulie IS pretty. fucking useless, but pretty
unless she's going to work, wallie just.... doesn't put clothes on, even on the front lawn.
LADIES YOU HAVE A PRIVATE BEDROOM FOR THIS
fusilli: mum's are fuckin', MUST RUN
i feel like i've jinxed it with these kids because they are such easy kids. none of them were pissy whiny toddlers, they're all smashing it in school, and they all get along and play like nice sweet children
wallie: do you think we have time for another kid
chulie: haha we don't have the time for the ones we've got, one more won't make a difference
wallie is, once again, up the duff. LAST ONE
pretty maid is fully de-maxisified! aka, i got maid defaults
not that she can come here and do her job because SOMEONE is having a damn sponge bath. THERE ARE TWO SHOWERS IN THIS HOUSE
chulie: my pregnant wife is upright and knocked out cold but damn, this clown painting is some good shit
cute dog! cute dog!
i made chulie go say hello but alas, no option to adopt yet, and chulie's needs panel tanked cause she was petting the damn thing for ages
saturn: i think i want to study mathematics when i grow up
fusilli: idk i fancy becoming a sumo wrestler myself
wallie remembered she had children; the world is healing
anyway, ready for BIRTHDAYS OUTSIDE IN THE DARK? i wasn't! the twins aged up inside and cakeless because i have the attention span of a pea (but they did age up well!)
saturn! she's a beauty; she definitely got a LOT of chulie face-wise though
did you steal your mum's hair?
and muja, post-makeover! damn they are both so gorgeous, muja got such a good blend of both her mums too!
saturn has the romance aspiration; she's an aries, with a point spread of 7 - 9 - 6 - 7 - 4
and muja is popularity! she's a gemini, with the point spread 2 - 10 - 10 - 5 - 8
i'll roll for both their traits later when they're all grown woo
saturn is clean freak; i do not know where she got that from! muja attempted and failed to make mac n cheese
after torching dinner muja boogied down at the dining table
wallie: my child is ridiculous
and saturn went to terrorise her little sister!
saturn: no, FUCK ELEPHANTS
fusilli: BLAH BLAH BLAH
fusilli does not stand for the smack-talking of elephants
no more time for bullshit though, time for wallie to pop!
the twins took the new arrival as the perfect time to Beat Down
parenting 101: dump the newborn onto one of your older children and sponge yourself down in the kitchen
this is shiro!
wallie: wow, you're telling me there's streetlamps... along the side of the streets?
hey look across the street! that's the unfinished, much bigger house, which our lovely gator heir will be moving into!
saturn: ramen. noodle. SOUP
wallie: (((((:
truly empty heads in this family
say it louder: TRULY EMPTY HEADS IN THIS FAMILY. there's a bathroom upstairs (that none of them ever use!)
shiro is thrown down on the floor, stinking
whilst her parents boogie down by the dining table
spoiler: muja got food poisoning. no idea how!
the parenting of shiro has been completely down to the teenagers. call it teenagering
my game burped and suddenly CHULIE WAS GETTING FUCKING ABDUCTED. i have the higher odds mod but the odds are still not that high. she didn't end up preg with alien spawn but trust chulie to go and get herself zapped back up to her homeland out of the blue
sadly no lobotomies were performed either, and she still does this if you don't tell her to do literally anything else
with the help of saturn, shiro aged up!
oh girl you are wonky, bear with me
still wonky but a cutie! she definitely has the most janky, unique blend of wallie and chulie. her nose and mouth and tiny tiny philtrum from wallie, bless her
somehow, in house of 6 sims total, chulie got lonely enough for the fuckin' social bunny to appear. who she promptly beat then gave a backrub to. ???
THANKS CHULIE, I HATE IT
remember when i said i jinxed myself with nice children? shiro is a horrible, pissy, whiny little shit; no one in the house cares though
wallie was getting damn close to elderhood (she had shiro pretty late) so i thought i'd buy the green juice to give her a few more days to climb up that criminal career ladder. i've never really used this thing before
hey look my horizon is back
FUCK GO BACK
i'm sure she had gold aspiration, she wasn't unhappy atall! but here we are. i fucked up
lmao sike i'm not letting my own ignorance of how this dinosaur game work so i aged her back down and gave her like 12 extra days. don't go hard on me sims 2, cause i cheat harder
since i saved her from being old and gave her a swanky new outfit to match, i set wallie onto potty-training shiro. shiro was absolutely busting for a shit but did. not. go. i tried 3 times before she just crapped herself. awful child
saturn and fusilli are over their elephant argument and are friends however!
i'll say it again; two bathrooms. do you want your favourite shitter to be clogged forever, muja?
now this was a classic BIRTHDAYS OUTSIDE IN THE DARK except i didn't cap any cake pics! hey, fusilli?
she's a family sim and a libra; so much like chulie! and her spread is 1 - 9 - 2 - 9 - 4
and LORD SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!! chunky cheeks and all!
that's it for this update! things... get a lot worse before college, and it actually isn't my fault!
