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last time saturn, muja and fusilli became teenagers and remained absolutely gorgeous! which flaws me given that their mother is a sims version of an alligator plush. wallie and chulie did have a fourth child, shiro, who was initially an ugly duckling, but it actually... turning out cute?
other than blah blah genes good etc. everyone was the usual idiot.
fusilli: of course!! haha the... the ROBOTS.... yes
wallie: oh fuck this i'm off
talking to herself and eating obviously mouldy food; fusilli definitely got her room-temperature iq from chulie
i had to pick what the irl wallie would pick and it was the right choice
chulie: this painting! i must admire it for another 5 hours today!
it was time for BIRTHDAYS OUTSIDE IN THE LIGHT! chulie actually tore herself away from stalking her wife to celebrate shiro's birthday, their most ignored child yet. i don't think she got a single toddler skill, and naturally, the aging fell to one of the teens
or not since muja duked her onto the grass
she's actually super cute and is definitely going through the ugly duckling aging process. there's a lot of wallie in her facial features!
shiro: FUCK YOUR FRIDGE I'VE HAD A TRASH CHILDHOOD
refrigerator swinging, the token activity of neglected children
freetime trash: may i interest you in GAMESSSSSSSS
i still hate freetime it is a blight istg
despite having a maid come by everyday, the gator household got cockroaches? except it didn't? because i tried calling the exterminator and they came along and did nothing and gave the old spiel of 'no pests here but we're going to rob you £50 anyway thanks!
wallie had another breakdown because not rich enough. idk the family are doing pretty well financially to say that wallie is the only one who works! there just isn't any space to buy shiny new things for all of her wants
remember the roaches? yeah they got EVERYONE sick. multiple times
here's another picture i call 'more proof of roaches' as chulie had darted outside to stomp them. the exterminator still says No
in the midst of roach hell, santino swung by. she's based on the platypus squishmallow of the same name
(i may have imported one via a proxy service when they rereleased them on the us only website because platypi are my favourite shhh)
saturn: i HATE my TWIN
???? how so?
fusilli: and i HATE being a teenager GRRR
my teens were very much the same. hormones man
chulie managed to have her social drop low enough for the social bunny to turn up again. there's now 6 SIMS IN THIS HOUSE, CHULIE
wallie: off to work in my thinkin' cap! hey there social worker!
um... wallie?
the social worker came along to take shiro; i had no popups or anything, just the dangermusic and this dagger on the gator doorstep. since it was definitely unjust (none of shiro's needs were low wtf) i decided to delete her via the cheaty wand
BUT THE BITCH CAME BACK
booyah. i decided that if this didn't work then shiro was a goner lmao
but it did!
grim: damn, folk don't usually manage to kill these jobsworth bastards
shiro really is fine. i have no idea why my game threw the social worker at me
chulie aged up! in the kitchen because i forgot it was her birthday whoops. wallie is a couple of weeks behind her after The Green Juice Incident in the last update
she instantly became geriatric and burnt dinner though
chulie: good LORD my pacemaker cannot take this!
fusilli & shiro: wow our big sister, what an idol
chulie: must be some alien smut on this here interwebs somewhere
TIL the social worker is a family sim. but so it chulie, so it can't mean much
i'm so desensitised to wallie's unform being the burglar outfit that i don't think i'd even blink an eyelid if they actually got burgled
chulie: neither would i
wallie picked to Make Things Go Boom but it doesn't matter anyway
saturn: ?? what do you mean my mum's career choices don't matter?
because either me or my game made a fuck up and didn't save, so we went a couple days back in time back to muja coughing over everyone in the dining room.
(sadly this means i have no dead social worker or social worker grave or ghost. i was kinda proud of that. rip)
at this point i could not be arsed dragging shiro up again so i aged her up and all the kids went off to college (shiro was pretty far behind the other three kids, too)
she's aging like fine wine
i've played this game for like. over 15 years, and i've never seen a sim get pissed off and wreck a painting. it was wallie's painting :(
fusilli: wow, this dorm is absolutely shit!
yes because i built it ma'am what do you expect
the girls hadn't even picked their rooms yet before the cheer squad booted down the door. her name is cathy and i grew to like her bullshit
shiro: i wonder if i should tell all the new friends we're going to meet about me pissing my pants
muja: hm, you might have a good idea there
there's 4 rooms for dormies in this dorm, and this girl is one of them, however she ends up doing so little during the girls' time at college that i can't even remember her name. it begins with a C i think, so i'll just call her 'c'
brie!
saturn: gRRR FUCK MUJA AGAIN FOR NO REASON ATALL
geraldine being angry as hell
and everie!
saturn jumps straight into the most important part of college: arcade games
this is cook don'tgiveafuck, who i imagine has worked as a dorm chef all her life, given how immune she is to witnessing bullshit
cathy: ooga ooga
muja: i have a lot of best friends, i recommend you start making some
shiro: that's your family, but, i'll keep that in mind
hittin' the books
fusilli: wow this book mentions something called... a man?
dw we do not have those here. jellycat is a land of DFAB sims, most of the population are alien or otherworld-esque, the biology here just works like that ig
(translation: i only like making and playing with ladies and lgbt sims. my dmab creations are ugly and make me want to quit bodyshop sry)
mrs. 56 best friends decides to sit on her own
daydrinking! what a way to start the semester
brie: so you're not from this planet, right?
shiro: (:
brie: i'm just asking. i'm thinking of moving planet. too many factories here
cook don'tgiveafuck: shift bitch i'm clearing this table
muja scoped the room for babes and liked miss c who's actual name i do not recall
i had her call up her maths professor though as i wanted someone to screw a prof for good grades
oh i put one of these bad boys in the dorm even though i regret it every single time
muja: I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOUR SHITE
c: well i never
this is Not how you flirt muja
DID I? cathy spent so long in the hottub i'm surprised she didn't come out as an actual raisin
cook don'tgiveafuck: throwin' some hoops
these ladies need to actually make some friends
brie: shiro may not be of this planet, but boy she is HOT
muja: *sippin*
big moai: *judging*
this is muja's professor! i dropped mission screw the prof pretty swiftly, though. they had no chemistry and the prof was an absolute bore
geraldine: i LOVE a woman i can share manic panic dyes with
cuties
more bubble-blower related fuckery. even the maths professor is hitting the bubblebong
EXCUSE ME??? geraldine and fusilli aren't official but my feelings are still hurt
shiro: my sister is crazy, this professor is a smokin' hot lady
everie: oh hi fusilli! i haven't been screwing your nearly-girlfriends whilst you've been at class, not atall
is this something only twins can do? twin fusion?
saturn hasn't done much Bullshit since starting college but she is still very pretty
cathy go home
i was cheering the cow mascot on from behind my screen as he zapped mrs. girlfriend stealer everie
ik the cow mascot isn't popular but i love them and their mischief. i was a terror at school, so i guess i relate to their shenanigans
cook don'tgiveafuck: i still do not give a fuck
whilst everie was getting zapped down in the kitchen, fusilli and geraldine were getting to in the hot tub!
on that good note, that's it for this update! this has taken a while to write, i've got a hell of a lot going on at the moment so my time is super limited :c i want a break!
other than blah blah genes good etc. everyone was the usual idiot.
fusilli: of course!! haha the... the ROBOTS.... yes
wallie: oh fuck this i'm off
talking to herself and eating obviously mouldy food; fusilli definitely got her room-temperature iq from chulie
i had to pick what the irl wallie would pick and it was the right choice
chulie: this painting! i must admire it for another 5 hours today!
it was time for BIRTHDAYS OUTSIDE IN THE LIGHT! chulie actually tore herself away from stalking her wife to celebrate shiro's birthday, their most ignored child yet. i don't think she got a single toddler skill, and naturally, the aging fell to one of the teens
or not since muja duked her onto the grass
she's actually super cute and is definitely going through the ugly duckling aging process. there's a lot of wallie in her facial features!
shiro: FUCK YOUR FRIDGE I'VE HAD A TRASH CHILDHOOD
refrigerator swinging, the token activity of neglected children
freetime trash: may i interest you in GAMESSSSSSSS
i still hate freetime it is a blight istg
despite having a maid come by everyday, the gator household got cockroaches? except it didn't? because i tried calling the exterminator and they came along and did nothing and gave the old spiel of 'no pests here but we're going to rob you £50 anyway thanks!
wallie had another breakdown because not rich enough. idk the family are doing pretty well financially to say that wallie is the only one who works! there just isn't any space to buy shiny new things for all of her wants
remember the roaches? yeah they got EVERYONE sick. multiple times
here's another picture i call 'more proof of roaches' as chulie had darted outside to stomp them. the exterminator still says No
in the midst of roach hell, santino swung by. she's based on the platypus squishmallow of the same name
saturn: i HATE my TWIN
???? how so?
fusilli: and i HATE being a teenager GRRR
my teens were very much the same. hormones man
chulie managed to have her social drop low enough for the social bunny to turn up again. there's now 6 SIMS IN THIS HOUSE, CHULIE
wallie: off to work in my thinkin' cap! hey there social worker!
um... wallie?
the social worker came along to take shiro; i had no popups or anything, just the dangermusic and this dagger on the gator doorstep. since it was definitely unjust (none of shiro's needs were low wtf) i decided to delete her via the cheaty wand
BUT THE BITCH CAME BACK
booyah. i decided that if this didn't work then shiro was a goner lmao
but it did!
grim: damn, folk don't usually manage to kill these jobsworth bastards
shiro really is fine. i have no idea why my game threw the social worker at me
chulie aged up! in the kitchen because i forgot it was her birthday whoops. wallie is a couple of weeks behind her after The Green Juice Incident in the last update
she instantly became geriatric and burnt dinner though
chulie: good LORD my pacemaker cannot take this!
fusilli & shiro: wow our big sister, what an idol
chulie: must be some alien smut on this here interwebs somewhere
TIL the social worker is a family sim. but so it chulie, so it can't mean much
i'm so desensitised to wallie's unform being the burglar outfit that i don't think i'd even blink an eyelid if they actually got burgled
chulie: neither would i
wallie picked to Make Things Go Boom but it doesn't matter anyway
saturn: ?? what do you mean my mum's career choices don't matter?
because either me or my game made a fuck up and didn't save, so we went a couple days back in time back to muja coughing over everyone in the dining room.
(sadly this means i have no dead social worker or social worker grave or ghost. i was kinda proud of that. rip)
at this point i could not be arsed dragging shiro up again so i aged her up and all the kids went off to college (shiro was pretty far behind the other three kids, too)
she's aging like fine wine
i've played this game for like. over 15 years, and i've never seen a sim get pissed off and wreck a painting. it was wallie's painting :(
fusilli: wow, this dorm is absolutely shit!
yes because i built it ma'am what do you expect
the girls hadn't even picked their rooms yet before the cheer squad booted down the door. her name is cathy and i grew to like her bullshit
shiro: i wonder if i should tell all the new friends we're going to meet about me pissing my pants
muja: hm, you might have a good idea there
there's 4 rooms for dormies in this dorm, and this girl is one of them, however she ends up doing so little during the girls' time at college that i can't even remember her name. it begins with a C i think, so i'll just call her 'c'
brie!
saturn: gRRR FUCK MUJA AGAIN FOR NO REASON ATALL
geraldine being angry as hell
and everie!
saturn jumps straight into the most important part of college: arcade games
this is cook don'tgiveafuck, who i imagine has worked as a dorm chef all her life, given how immune she is to witnessing bullshit
cathy: ooga ooga
muja: i have a lot of best friends, i recommend you start making some
shiro: that's your family, but, i'll keep that in mind
hittin' the books
fusilli: wow this book mentions something called... a man?
dw we do not have those here. jellycat is a land of DFAB sims, most of the population are alien or otherworld-esque, the biology here just works like that ig
(translation: i only like making and playing with ladies and lgbt sims. my dmab creations are ugly and make me want to quit bodyshop sry)
mrs. 56 best friends decides to sit on her own
daydrinking! what a way to start the semester
brie: so you're not from this planet, right?
shiro: (:
brie: i'm just asking. i'm thinking of moving planet. too many factories here
cook don'tgiveafuck: shift bitch i'm clearing this table
muja scoped the room for babes and liked miss c who's actual name i do not recall
i had her call up her maths professor though as i wanted someone to screw a prof for good grades
oh i put one of these bad boys in the dorm even though i regret it every single time
muja: I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOUR SHITE
c: well i never
this is Not how you flirt muja
DID I? cathy spent so long in the hottub i'm surprised she didn't come out as an actual raisin
cook don'tgiveafuck: throwin' some hoops
these ladies need to actually make some friends
brie: shiro may not be of this planet, but boy she is HOT
muja: *sippin*
big moai: *judging*
this is muja's professor! i dropped mission screw the prof pretty swiftly, though. they had no chemistry and the prof was an absolute bore
geraldine: i LOVE a woman i can share manic panic dyes with
cuties
more bubble-blower related fuckery. even the maths professor is hitting the bubblebong
EXCUSE ME??? geraldine and fusilli aren't official but my feelings are still hurt
shiro: my sister is crazy, this professor is a smokin' hot lady
everie: oh hi fusilli! i haven't been screwing your nearly-girlfriends whilst you've been at class, not atall
is this something only twins can do? twin fusion?
saturn hasn't done much Bullshit since starting college but she is still very pretty
cathy go home
i was cheering the cow mascot on from behind my screen as he zapped mrs. girlfriend stealer everie
ik the cow mascot isn't popular but i love them and their mischief. i was a terror at school, so i guess i relate to their shenanigans
cook don'tgiveafuck: i still do not give a fuck
whilst everie was getting zapped down in the kitchen, fusilli and geraldine were getting to in the hot tub!
on that good note, that's it for this update! this has taken a while to write, i've got a hell of a lot going on at the moment so my time is super limited :c i want a break!
