gator 2.1

[tuisims]

hohoho
last time at chez gator:
- fusilli got a job as a cop, a complete contrast to her mother wallie, and her ltw is to reach the top of it
- fusilli got wifed up to smile and smile was about to pop!
- chulie continued her NONSENSE



here is flamingo! you'll see her as a toddler in a second as i could not be bothered with babies this time
now, her skin; i re-geneticised my whole skin folder so that all of the bright alien skins are mixed in with the boring human skins. 01-0.19 are whites/yellows, 0.2-0.29 are greens, and so on. smile's skin i'm pretty sure is categorised in the early 0.1s, and i think fusilli uses my default alien skin, which ig is at like. 0.99 or something super high. so these two's sprogs have the capability to come out ANY COLOUR and i absolutely love it.





i decided that everything would be pink on her. she's a cutie, even though her forehead is nonexistent



smile's womb gets no rest though as flamingo is promptly thrown on the floor in order to fuck



hey chulie? maybe don't tickle your daughter-in-law immediately after she's been banging your daughter. tis a bit weird



chulie has definitely become some level of senile since growing old, and she wasn't exactly all there to begin with



smile's womb gets to rest though because fusi is up the duff this time



smile: this bitch is still here?
she's been in this house about 24 sim hours now





i went for yell really loudly bc if it were me i would be an absolute jobsworth bastard and do just that, and it yielded results!



fusilli: WOOHOO i gave those good for nothing men a royal hiding!



fusilli clearly has some brains as she's climbing the law career quickly, but i don't know where from. these idiots could not organise a piss up at a brewery



chulie: i've been practising my pizzicato, can i try it out on you later?
i'm just glad she's actually giving her wife attention rather than following smile around like a lost puppy





the best sims 2 expression? the best sims 2 expression



flamingo: wow really? that was my big moment. i shat in the pot instead of on myself
sorry kid



wallie is getting old (organically and for REAL this time), so we threw a party where she went straight to whoop a bitch. muja and saturn are still in the sim bin so they didn't turn up :<



fucking great party activities guys glad i invited you all here today



wallie DIDN'T EVEN GO TO HER DAMN CAKE and just aged up into a right spinster looking effort on the front lawn



wallie: FUCK. YEAH. OLD AND STILL HOT
shiro: fuck mum's losing it -2,000



you damn well know i have green juice for her and will actually not use it when she's in aspiration failure this time



amazon: gosh, i hope i don't lose the plot like wallie when i grow up
growing up requires being cool enough to leave the townie pool, so good luck with that one



smile leaves mingi to eat plastic blocks whilst she spies on the community lot in her underwear



chulie: so like, if you want, i can help you recycle you wife
smile: marrying into this family was a huge mistake



right, even i, hater of children, know that that is not good for the baby, fusilli



smile: awh fuck this
no potty training faces from smile :<



smile: i said, FUCK THIS



fusilli: this baby is coming now
smile: can you hold it in a min whilst i exit the bed at my usual glacial pace



blue baby! called swallow. very ginger looking but she's actually blonde, like smile





agnes: i do NOT like this one
she looks very similar to mingi as a toddler, but she is actually a fair bit different. i'm pretty sure. smile and chulie actually have very similar face and eye shapes so sometimes it's hard to tell what are smile's genes and what are chulie-via-fusilli's genes



it is adorable when the adults play with the kiddos with the dollhouse





i got wallie's potty training face!! and her very very bored face. i love both



agnes: i REALLY don't like the blue one. she's in my bed



TOOT TOOT BIRTHDAY!





child mingi! now with even less forehead. she's still a cute little bundle of bright pink though



idk why my game had to do this but swallow did the shy dance and ofc since she's a toddler the animations are broken so she just stood there. floating. and i hated it



chulie: *mashes swallow back to the ground*
this might be chulie's best moment



smile: i fear for my child, lying out here, in the cold
idk then maybe pick her up and put her in her crib?



mingi: *busting all the springs in her grandma's bed*



child the third is on the way! i wonder what colour we'll get this time



chulie please let her be pregnant in peace, mother-in-law tickling cannot be good for foeti



this actually made me cringe out of my arsehole so of course i selected stay seated. lost some enthusiasm or a charisma point or smth, whatever it was was worth it to not look like a fucking clown at work



swallow: this figure does not look like me or anyone i know *drops on head*



mingi: wow i see a swing! so scandalous!
i mean, you do live opposite a park



NOT GOOD FOR THE BABY



the keyboard is still a magnet even for the latest generation of gators. these kids are growing up with some creativity points



shouldn't this be the other way round? chulie making and dishing out the food, given that smile is pregnant and all?



they're all in the same room!
fusilli: so, at college, i met someone that was hung like an elephant
ruined it.



um? i didn't invite you onto the balcony?



TOOT TOOT BIRTHDAY AGAIN



i want this cheer squad in my actual life





swallow! damn she's growing up pretty



ohhh i love this animation. it's so cute



hello? who are you?



i missed smile squatting her out, but this is kiwi. and oh. my. gosh. if she isn't the most cherubic thing i've ever seen. and she's green!!



everyone must cram into the tiny nursery and do.. whatever this is



chulie: :3
the potty had to be moved onto the balcony to ram some bunkbeds in the nursery lmao



wallie still loves to be a pirate in her old age



mingi: holy crap i'm tired
swallow: idk maybe go the fuck to bed then



oh, so close



fusilli: i never met you over at the park, so i didn't get a chance to see if you'd fancy me piloting your rocket



charmy: do all you aliens flirt like this? it's not very good



wallie: my daughter is studying, so i'm going to sit right next to her and make a load of fucking noise
i bet that's not distracting!



wallie: hehehehe
i don't think there's honestly anything that juicy to spy on in the park, but wallie's expressions fill me with joy





bonehilda: suck it, MORTAL BITCH
i never expected this mod to have something like this written into it and it brought me great joy



adorable. and yes, fusilli went to work with her thinkin' cap on



swallow is the first sim in this house to ever use this easel! i thought i'd just made it inaccessible by throwing furniture down everywhere tbh.



!!!!!!!!
well done, wallie. though we may never see your golden urn. i have plans for that to never be



chulie: fucking HELL this one is awful
kiwi is having the worst toddlerhood. she doesn't find anything fun atall



I'M SURE THIS WON'T HELP EITHER
i didn't even see grim turn up, i turned away for a second :c



rip chulie, you utterly awful yet hilarious spouse. i will miss your terrible parenting and stalking hilarity

i am genuinely sad about chulie. she was an absolute hoot to play and watch. that's it for this update anyway! what a bummer to end on