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[tuisims]

the ~university~ episode

last time, all the kids grew up, and chulie was resurrected via the genie lamp so she could come back and superstalk smile again, woohoo!







here's flamingo, swallow and kiwi in their young adult forms! they all turned out beautiful, and in spite of their wildly different skin colours, definitely look like sisters. i think they all take a lot after smile, to be honest!



oooh, miss romance sim kiwi already has the hots for someone!



this is chimecho, and she's CUTE. like i made her but i am very happy with her



oof guess my uni ran out of dormies (i revamped some areas in the dorm and deleted doors.. i guess i expected the old characters to spawn back in lmao) so we get some templates



i gave her a makeover though, this is tori! love how i can remember her name and not a previous dormie whom i actually made
tori: i'm cute but kirby is DISGUSTING



kirby: so how's about we get macking?



okay that worked! bold, i love it





both of you? already? i love the beer keg but i am wondering if it was a Mistake
cobalion: *drinks anyway*



two types of sisters. swallow constantly rolls wants to study, and kiwi rolls wants for anything but. they're both romance sims too!



oh, three bolting. great



jigglypuff: better fuckin' SHIFT OVER cause i'm COMING IN
cobalion: honestly i have no damn clue why i am here



on only the first day here, we have all three sisters waltzing around in there underwear, swallow eating stinky food and kiwi being glued to the ~gamez~



another random dormie, she's an elf but honestly her makeover is horrific so let's just ignore it! i think her name is esther



awh smooching
cook don'tgiveafuck & chimecho: lol kissing



the FUCK? already? i put actual genuine effort into making these bitches and they just curl up and die



and swallow was too late to save her!
swallow: gotta scope out the grave though
fuck u



first kiss for kiwi



and first woohoo STRAIGHT AFTER WITH A DIFFERENT LADY. i mean go for it girl but crikey



esther the badly madeover dormie got electrocuted in the hottub and pissed herself. i honestly prefer this look



kiwi: jugglin' next to my girlfriend
is she your girlfriend? or is tori?



chess expressions. that's all. flamingo is very cute when she's thinking



flamingo: ew pda *hurk*
says the one that was just making out in the kitchen?



i really, really love her face. she is so goofy



sod getting good grades i guess. and for the dormies, actually caring for themselves so they don't die. i'm constantly hitting the simblender tree to max chimecho and kirby's motives because otherwise they'd be toast like cobalion



kirby and flamingo had their first romp in the photobooth!



flamingo: that booth stunk of tori's crotch
swallow: *gets denied*



i force these girls to get grades tbh. also i was playing college at a unmodded pace at this point so it was ezpz



the cow mascot is back for more fun
cow mascot: god when i joined university punched timecards were still around, LMAO



i have nothing to comment. in fact, see my previous comment on having to max idiot's motives



term paper time! also WHAT is this underwear. that's a significant amount of underboob and it looks fucking uncomfortable, i don't know whether it's maxis or a default though



yep. more electrocuted sims



at least she's doing her assignment, even if it is in one of the showers



kirby maybe you could try drinking the espresso instead so you don't pass out on the pavement



oooh both of kiwi's love interests in one place. you better hope these aren't jealous girlies!



cutie cutie cutie cutie



swallow: hey chimecho, you know my selfish sister here got herself lifetime happiness and resurrected our grandma that likes to stalk our mum, but did nothing for me or our other sister? utterly selfish behaviour
kiwi: what the fuck swallow



kiwi: i needed the lifelong happiness so i could focus on KISSING!





flamingo and kirby maxed out their relationship just through pure organic ACR and flamingo rolled the want to get engaged to her, so you know what? i let them have their cute lil college engagement



cookactuallygivesafuck: EW there's a crotchless naked lunatic in my kitchen
crotchless naked lunatic: that strange looking elf is making this kitchen STINK



the maid had to be hired to clean up the endless solo cups and piss puddles. she complains about corruption. all the more excuse for me to blow this university into the moon



coach: i am here to find younger, hotter, prettier women to scream at because i am old, jealous, and look like a decaying crotch



??????
kirby: just gone spectral for a min



chimecho: my girlfriend is kissing another woman, hot
not the jealous type then



uni games night!!



kiwi: i don't have times for games i just want to KISS



swallow: one of those freetime mistakes is stood right next to me, aren't they



UM EXCUSE ME???
they shagged even though kirby is newly engaged to one sister and chimecho is dating the other. sharing is caring i guess?



flamingo: *scratches nose* did i miss something?
um nooooo but i am going to direct you to go and make out with your fiance to... mark your turf



chimecho: have at it she's grody anyway lol



the third zapped sim is flamingo



is the kitchen an appropriate place to huck pillows at eachother?
cookdon'tgiveafuck: not me that's gonna be eating cheerios and feathers



OH SO WE DO HAVE A JEALOUS BITCH ON THIS LOT
i had kiwi making moves on jigglypuff as they had chemistry and tori sensed it from a different floor of the dorm. whatever, sims 2 logic



jigglypuff then started bitching at kiwi?



so i had kiwi repeatedly poke and insult her because no one picks on my girl
jigglypuff: *cries* my feelings
kiwi: i'm waiting for round 15, i'll knock that ugly ass underwear off you and not in a sexy way



ugly ass esther decided to pick on swallow and i regret not just killing her on the lawn tbh



kiwi: you STINK *smashes hand through neck*





LOL tori and jigglypuff had a full beat down in the toilets, and sadly jigglypuff won. tori is still the overall winner as she got to bang kiwi in the photobooth and jigglypuff got a singular shitty little peck



cathy: *is fucking raging*
kiwi: *is drowing*
????: *is burnt and unidentifiable*
this really is a screenshot and a half, huh



chimecho: fancy opening my safe later? if you get my gist
kiwi: keep that thought i've just gotta get out a sec and piss on the floor cause i've been zapped



chimecho: oh yeah, me too



so i played the freshman year with unmodded maxis time. it was painful as this dorm stutters and uni isn't that interesting to me. so i cheated them to the very last semester, crunched some skills and assignments, and got the girls A+s!



cookdon'tgiveafuck: heard you wanted to get everyone moved out of this shithole so i created a distraction for them so they won't listen to your commands
fuck you



adult flamingo! wallie's wig has been borrowed by a lot of these sims.



and adult swallow!
neither flamingo or swallow are heir - heirship has gone to miss kiwi. i love all three of these girls but i do love kiwi the most, and her LTW (bang 20 sims) is a fun challenge. i also had kirby and chimecho graduate and move out, so we'll see them in the normal hood! everyone else has been left to rot

next time - kiwi's harem begins!