gator 1.1

[tuisims]

and we're back! last time, wallie found a lover down the park called chulie; once a successful senator, chulie now stays at home all day admiring the artwork round her girlfriend's head. my masterplan to have chulie up the duff whilst wallie reached her lifetime want of being The Biggest Criminal In The World failed because it was wallie who ended up pregnant and being on maternity, woo! oh yeah and she was about to pop at the end of the last update, so...



the first green clutch is a pair of twins! here is muja



and here is saturn!... i think. both babies look the same lmao



shitty nappies end up constantly tanking both wallie's and chulie's aspiration whoops. wallie is a fortune sim so i can accept that but chulie is a family sim, who always rolls wants for babies, but fears baby shite, so go figure



the babies also kept glitching and thus spawned endless clues of pick baby up put baby down (god bless force reset)



don't you both have responsibilities to attend to now?
(HAHA that computer is clipping HARD through that desk. interior design is my passion)



wallie and chulie: ugh FUCK NO
i fear for these poor children already and they're still BABIES



i constantly swing between finding wallie and chulie absolutely adorable together...



to being infuriated by them (well, mainly chulie) because of her endless, incessant, three-bolt stalking. all day long. she's got one whole neat point, and is only mopping this puddle because it's an inch away from wallie showering



the twins are already growing up! their babyhood was uneventful thanks to their absentee parents. this is muja



and she is SO CUTE! she has wallie's nose that's for sure, and chulie's eyeshape!





and saturn! i'm so surprised at how well chulie and wallie's features blended together phew



saturn and muja beelined straight for the dollhouse and thrashed it about
(the framing on this picture is terrible and i only assumed i capped it with my eyes closed)



the wooden dolls are in line to win the 2024 toddler taste awards, apparently





because, for once, i'm not fuckin' around, these kids are going to learn their skills! or at least one each! (i think by the end of toddlerhood, muja could talk and saturn could walk AND talk, so i'm considering that a win!)



chulie: this creature STINKS
idk girl maybe CHANGE HER NAPPY you eedjit



fuck this one's on me; i didn't realise that babies couldn't crawl into toddler beds, and so parked them up outside to fit cribs in, then i forgot to drag them back inside when the twins aged up. sorry saturn, you're sleeping under the stars!



you're not fooling me this time, chance card



dishonesty conquers all



wallie: this 'hood is full of some FINE female forms
i'm sure they'll be happy to smack you down if they catch you spying



chulie: haha you're the one that's pregnant again!
harsh!



poor wallie. being a criminal whilst being up the duff can't be easy, not that chulie would know



chulie: i'm happy not to know



another cute 'it's raining!' animation spoiled, this time by Curtain



jumping in puddles is known to be healthy for foetuses (maybe it is in alligator world?)
(also rip my horizon, my downloads folder decided to implode and i forget to go find the horizon for a while lmao)



look at this responsible parenting! wallie changing a nappy and saturn showing off her walking skills!



saturn: can you change my nappy now?
wallie: haha no
i take it back! i take it back!!



chulie: OH GOSH WHAT A SURPRISE!
you liar



and onto the kitchen floor goes fusilli!



here's hope she loves sink water as much as saturn does



chulie: since seeing your bust, i realised i never want to see a different bust ever again!



undeniably, wallie and chulie are a match made in heaven





i hired a maid and gave her a swift makeover because the house is quickly turning into an absolute pit. she's cute, and knows the house is full of losers before she even gets in there!



chulie: i wonder if you can impregnate people via booty call
ma'am



thankfully, wallie can't read minds



LORD ABOVE



they'd barely gotten out from inside eachother when the maid swooped in to make the bed. jesus



welcome to the first episode of BIRTHDAYS OUTSIDE IN THE DARK!



chulie: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE OUT HERE I GIVE NO FUCKS ABOUT THIS
your children are growing up? you're a family sim?



muja doesn't seem to notice her mum kicking off, as she aged up well (!!) and still adorable!!





saturn also REALLY grew into her faceshape, and also aged up well! the twins are both super pretty!



muja: *jumpin' in puddles* +5,000
what i'd give to be this easily pleased. the UK is one big puddle at the moment (with some roof tiles and tree branches thrown in)





this made me sad :( wallie hasn't really fulfilled any of her fortune sim aspirations, mainly because she keeps getting knocked up and therefore being forced onto maternity leave. i will get you your ltw and shiny gravestone wall, don't worry!



the house is now falling apart on top of being a shithole, so i rang the repairlady who has excessive hair and (apparently) a sexual attraction to sinks





i basically stalk the kids off the schoolbus and watch where they dump their homework because Good Kids Phase 2 is now rolling out - we're going to get those A+s!
(i know i could get the homework desk hack but the maxis portraits/frames are too fuckin ugly i'm sorry)





wallie brought this cute townie home from work too! i believe her name is amazon firestick because i am Creative



saturn: did i have a weird dream or did a new baby sister join our family?
you did, fusilli is just doing baby things at the moment. which isn't much





what it is though? relying on the care of strangers! amazon here really loves the kids and interacts with them more than FAMILY-SIM chulie ever has. is it too late to swap?



sims jumping on beds/sofas is another one of my favourite animations



oooooh mrs. matchmaker! not sure how this family is deserving of a genie lamp but i'll take it!





1) wallie's boss is a pissy whiny little baby 2) i do not give a fuck about enthusiasm, freetime is a blight, yadda yadda



saturn: why do i have to do my homework?
social workers, sorry kid. could just do what i did as a kid: argue to hell and back with the teacher that they never gave me the homework, until they either gave in or forgot about it completely





i missed the notification for fusilli's birthday (and kind of forgot about her as she was such a docile baby) but oh my GOSH she is a CUTIE!!



chulie: euuuuugh... where did you come from?
FUCKIN'



saturn and muja: twin hugs! fuck mum
i agree, 100%



HOMEWORK OUTSIDE IN THE DARK, the long-awaited sequel to BIRTHDAYS OUTSIDE IN THE DARK! the secret to extreme eye strain can be found right here!



i forced chulie to go and interact with fusilli and teach her the gator language. no word of a lie, she just stalks wallie at every moment she can, even to the point of ignoring her own needs.







genie time! i wished for lotsa money to make wallie happy? fulfilled? maybe?



fusilli yawning bc she's still very cute



muja you are NOT SLICK dropping your homework outside on the curb!



wallie: congrats on having me as your best friend!



i need to get wallie working on her career so she hit the books. she has barely gone to work thanks to pregnancy



i've never seen this before! toddlers playing with the butterflies! where are fusilli's parents though, leaving her unsupervised to crawl around in the dirt like this?



...oh
kss: SHAGGIN' BOO HISSSSSSS

that's it for this update! it's a miracle that all of these children are actually happy and well-adjusted, with wallie mostly working and chulie being absolutely useless at being a family sim!